3 September
A PARTICULARLY NASTY CASE: A MURDEROUSLY FUNNY EVENING WITH ADAM KAY
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate, Leeds
Join BAFTA-winning writer and comedian Adam Kay for an evening of hilarious and horrifying anecdotes, as well as a unique insight into the British healthcare system as he takes the audience behind the blood-splattered blue curtain. £34. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. leedsheritagetheatres.com

3 September
MOULIN ROUGE! THE MUSICAL
The Palace Theatre , Manchester
Set in Paris, 1899, a world of indulgent beauty and unparalleled extravagance, of bohemians and aristocrats, of boulevardiers and reprobates, Moulin Rouge! The Musical is the story of a lovesick American writer, Christian, and Satine, the dazzling star of the Moulin Rouge nightclub. 7:30 pm to 11:00 pm. manchestertheatres.com

4 September
NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: INTER ALIA
Settle Victoria Hall, Kirkgate, Settle
Live screening from National Theatre Live. A new play by Suzie Miller. Oscar-nominated Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl, Saltburn) is Jessica in the much-anticipated next play from the team behind Prima Facie. £17. 7:00 pm to 9:30 pm. settlevictoriahall.org.uk

9 September to 13 September
THE GOOD LIFE – Bingley Little Theatre Production
Bingley Arts Centre, Main Street, Bingley
When Tom and Barbara Good decide to exchange the pressures of the rat race for an alternative, more sustainable way of living, they set about turning their suburban home in Surbiton into a model of self-sufficiency. It’s the good life for them – but not for Margo and Jerry Leadbetter, who live next door, and are desperately trying to maintain the Surbiton status quo. 7.30pm. Sat mat 2.30pm. £12. 9 September to 13 September. bingleyartscentre.co.uk

10 September
BLACK TIE BALL
Harrogate Theatre, Oxford Street, Harrogate
By turns satirical and touching, Godber turns his laser gaze onto the Black Tie Ball in all its sophisticated pomp. Told in his signature visceral style, this hilarious comedy sees the hotel staff recount an entire evening at breakneck speed from arrival at seven to carriages at midnight. £19. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. harrogatetheatre.co.uk

10 September
MILITARY WIVES: THE MUSICAL
York Theatre Royal, St. Leonard's Place, York
A joyous celebration of female friendship, courage and ‘unsung’ heroes. Get ready for the inspirational story of the Military Wives choir as they change the world one song at a time. 7:30 pm to 11:00 pm. yorktheatreroyal.co.uk

11 September to 20 September
Nigel Slater’s Toast
Ilkley Playhouse, Weston Road, Ilkley
Toast is the story of Nigel Slater’s childhood; told through the tastes and smells he grew up with. From making the perfect sherry trifle to waging a war over cakes, from the pressured playground politics of sweets to the rigid rules of restaurant dining, this is a story of love, loss and toast.  7.30pm. Sat mat 2.30pm. £5 - £14. 11 September to 20 September. ilkleyplayhouse.co.uk

11 September
ROSIE JONES: I CAN’T TELL WHAT SHE’S SAYING
The Studio, Morley Street, Bradford
Join star of Taskmaster Rosie Jones as she heads back out on the road with her brand-new stand-up show. She's talking about the big stuff: being single, the pressures of representing huge sections of the population, and gravy. Oh, and boobs. £21. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

12 September
The Return of the Legends
St. George’s Hall , Bradford
Brendan, James, Pasha, Vincent and Ian together with a supporting cast are back to create another evening of spectacular dancing, hilarious camaraderie, great music and a huge amount of laughter!  £32.50 - £58.00. 7:30 pm. www.bradford-theatres.co.uk

13 September to 20 September
Northern Ballet’s Merlin
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate, Leeds
The man, the myth and the legend are brought to life through spectacular sets and costumes, mind-boggling special effects and Northern Ballet’s signature blend of world-class dance and storytelling. 7.30pm, Sat mat 2.30pm. £23 - £68. 13 September to 20 September. https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/

13 September
Angela Barnes – Angst
The Studio, Morley Street, Bradford
A brand new stand-up show from Angela Barnes, star of Mock The Week and Live at The Apollo. This hilarious show has some stories of success and sound logic, but mostly features stories of unmitigated failure, a distinct lack of wisdom, a little bit of German and loads of jokes. £20. 8:00 pm.

17 September to 20 September
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Victoria Theatre, Fountain Street, Halifax
Everyone's favourite fantasmagorical flying car comes to life in the musical adaptation of this beloved family film. Various timers & prices. 17 September to 20 September. victoriatheatre.co.uk

17 September
George Lewis: The Best Thing You’ll Ever Do
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate, Leeds
Described as “the funniest dad on Instagram”, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life – like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid. £24. 8:00 pm. https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/

20 September
John Lydon – I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Legend and icon John Lydon will talk about how he sees life, along with his unique and extraordinary career, during a one-off 45-date UK tour. Lydon will reflect on the Sex Pistols, Public Image Limited (PiL), his art and his life’s story during informal evenings of conversation and audience questions. An icon, a revolutionary and an immortal, as the frontman and lyricist of the Sex Pistols, Johnny Rotten changed the face of music and sparked a cultural revolution. He caused an earthquake which transformed music for good. During his remarkable years in Public Image Ltd he consistently pushed back the boundaries and still continues to challenge and thrive. As a writer, Lydon wrote two best-selling volumes of memoir: the excoriating Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs and the ridiculously entertaining and uncompromising Anger Is An Energy: My Life Uncensored. Now he is embarking on a spoken word tour, where fans will get to hear his stories up-close-and-personal. John said: “I could be shit. I could be shite. I’m left-handed. John Lydon or John Rotten.” To book, please visit www.themuni.co.uk or call 01282 661234 £36. 7:30 pm. www.themuni.co.uk

21 September
Curtain Up For A Cause
Burnley Mechanics, Manchester Road, Burnley
Curtain Up For A Cause - Burnley's own talented stage stars present an unforgettable afternoon of musical theatre! Let them guide you on an uplifting and emotional journey through some of your favourite shows, all in support of the Stroke Association. £16. 2:00 pm. blcgroup.co.uk

23 September to 27 September
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford
Get ready for the adventure of a lifetime as the West End smash-hit production of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe comes to Bradford. Step through the wardrobe into the magic kingdom of Narnia where a world of wonder awaits. 7pm. Wed mat 2pm, Sat mat 2.30pm. £18.75 - £58.75. 23 September to 27 September. bradford-theatres.co.uk

23 September
Otherhood at The Beacon
The Beacon, Lister Park, , Bradford
Join Old Bird Theatre for an immersive theatre experience and soundscape mixed with real life stories. Otherhood switches between the here and now and an audio storytelling realm where we travel in time to an imagined fantastical Bradford. £10. 7:30 pm. booking.bradford2025.co.uk

24 September
HUSH HUSH – A Bletchley Story
Bingley Arts Centre, Main Street, Bingley
Mikron invites you to enter a world of secrets, songs and cyphers as we get to know the heroes of Hut 3. In a non-descript mansion house, in a non-descript town, a group of extra-ordinary men and women worked to provide intelligence that would help to win the war. But shhhhhh, you’d better keep it under your hat, because as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Bletchley Park doesn’t exist. £16/£14. 7:30 pm. bingleyartscentre.co.uk

25 September
More than a Mum
Bradford Playhouse, 4 – 12 Chapel St,Little Germany,, Bradford.
Join Susie for a hilarious one-woman comedy show that dives into what it is to be a mother. Have any of us worked it out? Who has the answer? £14.50. 7:30 pm. bradfordplayhouse.org.uk

28 September
KIM CARNIE
Settle Victoria Hall, Kirkgate, Settle
Award-winning singer and composer, Kim Carnie, has featured not only on some of the UK’s biggest stages, but across the world via film and computer game soundtracks, including Netflix’s Outlaw King, Black Mirror and The Bard’s Tale. £19.50. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. settlevictoriahall.org.uk

1 October
SH!T-FACED SHAKESPEARE® HAMLET
Albert Halls, Victoria Square, Bolton
Featuring a cast of professional Shakespearean actors, this unique production takes an unpredictable twist each night as one performer is chosen to be deliberately intoxicated for up to four hours before showtime. £26.25. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. alberthalls-bolton.co.uk

1 October
SANDI TOKSVIG: FRIENDS OF DOROTHY
St George’s Hall, Bridge St, Bradford
Come and join the comedian, broadcaster, campaigner (and tiny Danish beacon of hope) for an evening celebrating her love and passion for writers and books. £32. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

3 October to 11 October
Spiders Web by Agatha Christie
The Grand Theatre, St. Leonardsgate , Lancaster
Clarissa, married to a top diplomat, loves to spin tales just like a spider spins a web. However, when someone is murdered right in her drawing room, that’s another matter! Live drama is so much harder to cope with! Presented by Lancaster Footlights. £13. 3 October to 11 October. https://lancastergrand.co.uk/

7 October
THE DRESSER
Colne Little Theatre, River Street, Colne
Based on the author's own experiences as dresser to Sir Donald Wolfit, this bracing, heartbreaking drama is an elegy to a by-gone era. £10.78. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. facebook.com/ColneLittleTheatre

11 October
CBEEBIES PANTO – CINDERELLA
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford
Featuring a host of CBeebies’ stars and specially adapted by Bradford’s own Chris Hannon, expect singing, dancing and laughs for the whole family. Various times and prices. 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

12 October
LOUISE JAMESON PRESENTS SHAKESPEARE’S MISTRESS
Harrogate Studio Theatre, Oxford Street, Harrogate
Shakespeare’s Mistress is Louise Jameson’s ‘desert island disc’ choices from Shakespeare’s canon, which she shares with you alongside her very personal memories of the last 50 years. From Shakespeare to TV Soaps, from the National to stand-up – a life in performance… £16. 7:45 pm to 10:00 pm. harrogatetheatre.co.uk

13 October
Dirty Dusting
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn
Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash. Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm) and Leah Bell (Stage Award Winner) alongside Vanessa Karon and Paul Dunn. £26.50. 7:30 pm. blackburnempire.com

14 October to 15 October
Cirque Éloize iD Reloaded
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford
Dance Consortium presents Cirque Eloize: iD Reloaded. Directed and curated by Jeannot Painchaud. Mixing urban dance, daring stunts and dazzling acrobatics. iD Reloaded, inspired by iD, Cirque Eloize’s ground-breaking and breath-taking West End and international hit, is an intoxicating blend of circus arts and urban dance music; b-boying/b-girling, breakdance, hip hop and more. £20. 14 October to 15 October. bradford-theatres.co.uk

16 October
CALENDAR GIRLS
St George’s Hall, Bridge St, Bradford
Based on the incredible true story of eleven lovable and brave WI members in Knapley, Yorkshire, Calendar Girls is a sensitive, emotional, beautiful and heartwarming story about life, loss, aging, true friendships, and the power of a community. £33. 7:30 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

16 October
FUNNY STUFF
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Sue Ryding is one half of the legendary comedy duo LipService. In 2022, her comedy partner Maggie Fox died, and Sue was left with a shipping container full of stage props, costumes, wigs, hats, shoes, sheep, you name it. £15. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. themuni.co.uk

18 October
Dirty Dusting
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Production company Entertainment Unlimited have embarked on another UK wide tour in 2025 with the laugh out loud comedy, Dirty Dusting. THIS IS AN EVENING OF PURE THEATRICAL VIAGRA Gladys, Olive and Elsie are three “vintage style” cleaning ladies who, threatened with redundancy, chance on an ‘unconventional’ way of earning some extra cash. A wrong number requiring a Sex Chat Line rings into the office and gives them a great idea… “Why not start their own Sex Chat Line?” After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep this a secret from Dave, their boss…they could be onto a winner! What could possibly go wrong???? Written by Ed Waugh and Trevor Wood, this production is directed by Leah Bell who injects this hilarious play with a fresh and lively approach coupled with her own unique comedic style. £27. 7:30 pm. www.themuni.co.uk

20 October to 25 October
DRACULA
Keighley Playhouse, Devonshire Street, Keighley
A comedy by John Nicolson. 20 October to 25 October. keighleyplayhouse.co.uk

21 October
SU POLLARD
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Su Pollard: Still Fully Charged celebrates Su’s 50 years in show business in a one-woman variety show packed with fabulous songs, hilarious stories, and much-loved characters. £31.50. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. themuni.co.uk

21 October
THE LIGHTNING THIEF: THE PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford
When 16-year-old Percy Jackson discovers that he is the half-blood son of the Greek God, Poseidon, his life takes a dramatic turn as he is plunged into a world much bigger than he could possibly have imagined. £21.50. 7:30 pm to 10:00 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

24 October
KING HAROLD’S MOTHER
Skipton Little Theatre, Clifford Street,, Skipton
A one woman performance bringing the life and thoughts of Danish Gytha to a modern audience. The performance will be followed by a question and answer session with Heather Leech who will be performing the part of Gytha. £13.17. 7:30 pm to 9:00 pm. skiptonlittletheatre.org.uk

25 October
Crown Ballet presents – The Nutcracker
The Grand Theatre, St. Leonardsgate , Lancaster
After last year’s acclaimed tour, Crown Ballet® is delighted to return to the UK to mesmerize audiences with their enchanting production of The Nutcracker. The Magic of Classical Ballet – Performed Live on Stage. Adult £25, Concs £23, Child: £18. 2:30 pm. https://lancastergrand.co.uk/

26 October to 1 November
SHREK THE MUSICAL
Skipton Town Hall, High Street, Skipton
Join Skipton Musical Theatre Company as they bring the smash-hit Shrek The Musical to life this autumn in a spectacular production filled with laughter, heart, and a whole lot of ogre-sized fun! Various times. £22. 26 October to 1 November. skiptontownhall.co.uk

26 October
The Pirates of Buccaneer Bay
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn
All aboard for a swashbuckling adventure like no other! From the award-winning team behind Sleeping Beauty and The Wizard of Oz comes a brand-new family spectacular – The Pirates of Buccaneer Bay! Packed with laughs, thrills, and jaw-dropping surprises, this is the high-seas panto experience you won't want to miss. Various prices. 1:00 pm. blackburnempire.com

26 October
VILLAINS UNLEASHED
Albert Halls, Victoria Square, Bolton
This devilishly fun show brings together all your favourite Villains for the ultimate Halloween party. £12. 1:00 pm to 5:00 pm. alberthalls-bolton.co.uk

29 October
YOU CHOOSE
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Based on the brilliant book by Pippa Goodhart and Nick Sharratt, is brought to you by Nonsense Room Productions (Shark in the Park and Hairy Maclary Shows) bring you an interactive musical show for all the family. But in this show – YOU CHOOSE what happens! £12. 2:00 pm. themuni.co.uk

29 October
Jenny Éclair: Jokes, Jokes, Jokes Live!
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate, Leeds
In celebration of the release of her hilarious memoir of the same name, comedian, novelist, and professional show-off Jenny Éclair comes to venues nationwide with a brand-new autobiographical show. ​ £29. 7:30 pm. https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/

30 October to 8 November
THE UNFRIEND
Ilkley Playhouse, Weston Road, Ilkley
When Peter and Debbie meet the super-friendly, lifeloving, Trump-supporting Elsa on a cruise, they politely agree to stay in contact – because that’s the polite thing to do, isn’t it? But when Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later, they decide to do some research into their uninvited guest… and uncover Elsa’s shocking hidden past. 7.30pm. Sat mat 2.30pm. £5 - £14. 30 October to 8 November. ilkleyplayhouse.co.uk

30 October
The World Adventure Dance Showcase
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn
A wanderlust across the planet into culteral diversity through beauty of dance presented by House of Fusion. £19.50. 6:30 pm. blackburnempire.com

1 November
GUNPOWDER PLOT AT HOGHTON TOWER
Hoghton Tower, Hoghton, Preston
Step back into 1605 and walk the treacherous path with Guy Fawkes and the conspirators in this immersive, theatrical tour. £25. 1:00 pm to 6:00 pm. hoghtontower.co.uk

4 November to 8 November
Dear England
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate, Leeds
The National Theatre’s Olivier Award-winning smash hit comes to Leeds in a highly anticipated tour. From multi-award-winning writer James Graham (Sherwood, BBC) and director Rupert Goold (Patriots, Cold War), this five-star ‘new stage epic’ (Telegraph) tells the uplifting, at times heartbreaking, and ultimately inspiring story of Gareth Southgate’s revolutionary tenure as England manager, in a ‘gripping’ (Times) examination of nation and game. 7.30pm. Wed & Thurs mat 2pm. £33 - £68. 4 November to 8 November. https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/

4 November
SHED STORIES
Wesley Methodist Church, 28 Oxford St, Harrogate
Uniquely blending theatre, movement and documentary, Shed Stories is a heartwarming performance that brings to life the world of ‘Men’s Sheds’; community groups where people can come together to make, repair and repurpose as well as improve their wellbeing and mental health. £16. 4:00 pm to 7:30 pm. harrogatetheatre.co.uk

6 November
SNOW WHITE
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, don’t miss the fairest panto of them all! Bring a touch of fairytale sparkle to your festive season with this year’s magical pantomime Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs! £27 – £45. 8:00 am to 5:00 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

8 November
The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive
St George’s Hall, Bridge St, Bradford
Join Michael and Hilary for an exclusive show as they bring their hit podcast to the stage.  Take a comfy (-ish) seat and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between! £30.50. 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm. bradford-theatres.co.uk

9 November
ENCHANTED – THE CANDLELIGHT CONCERT
The Muni Theatre , Colne
Performed by a cast of talented live singers from the world of Musical Theatre, this concert features beautifully arranged music from timeless classics such as Frozen, Tangled, Moana, Wicked, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, The Lion King, and many more. £27. 2:30 pm. themuni.co.uk

9 November
COUNT ARTHUR STRONG IS CHARLES DICKENS IN ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate, Leeds
Count Arthur Strong takes on one of the literary greats, the famous Charles Dickens, and then presents his one-man interpretation of A Christmas Carol. £30.50. 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm. leedsheritagetheatres.com