28 February 2024
Sarah Millican: Late Bloomer
The Victoria Theatre, Fountain Street,
Halifax
When Sarah Millican was a bairn, she wouldn’t say boo to a goose. Quiet at school, not many friends, no boobs til she was 16. Now? NOW she is loud, with good friends, a cracking rack and goose booing all over the shop. In Late Bloomer, Sarah’s brand-new stand-up show, she explores how one became the other.
£34.75.
8:00 pm.
victoriatheatre.co.uk
29 February 2024
CROONERS – Uncaged
Burnley Mechanics, Manchester Road,
Burnley
Packed with personality and humour, Crooners has been wowing audiences with its witty and exhilarating show full of hilarious one liners, laugh out loud silliness and superb musical numbers with the outstanding 9-piece The Mini Big Band live on stage.
£27.50.
7:30 pm.
blcgroup.co.uk
9 March 2024
Justin Moorhouse – Stretch and Think
The Dukes, Moor Lane,
Lancaster
Justin is back: still funny, yet middle aged. Come it will be fun.
£16.
8:00 pm.
dukeslancaster.org
9 March 2024
The Big Grand Comedy Show
The Grand Theatre, St. Leonardsgate ,
Lancaster
Lancaster’s biggest and best comedy show is back again and this time its grander than ever. Join MC Tony Vino as he introduces four of the most celebrated names in UK comedy, performing cutting edge stand-up for a night of unforgettable hilarity.
£15.
8:00 pm.
https://lancastergrand.co.uk/
14 March 2024
Sophie McCartney is Tired and Tested
The Grand Theatre Blackpool
Join award-winning comedian Sophie McCartney as she ventures into the perilous world of parenthood in this rollicking new stand-up show.
£24.50.
8:00 pm.
https://www.blackpoolgrand.co.uk/
21 March 2024
Paul Foot: Dissolve
The Dukes, Moor Lane,
Lancaster
Multi-award-winning and trail-blazing comedian, Paul Foot, is back on tour with Dissolve, his most personal, surprising and ground-breaking show ever.
£17.
8:00 pm.
dukeslancaster.org
23 March 2024 to 24 March 2024
Billy Pearce
Silsden Town Hall, Main Street,
Silsden
National treasure, and undoubtedly one of Britain’s most talented and best-loved comedians and performers. Multi-award winner, Billy has won just about every comedy award going. £24.40 - £32.50.
£24.50.
23 March 2024 to 24 March 2024.
https://silsdentownhall.org.uk/
30 March 2024
Emmanuel Sonubi – Curriculum Vitae
The Chapel, St Helens Road,
Ormskirk
Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Emmanuel Sonubi presents a whistle stop tour through the jobs that have led him to become one of the hottest stand-ups on the circuit in the brand-new show, Curriculum Vitae.
£16.42.
7:00 pm to 10:00 pm.
visitlancashire.com
11 April 2024
Tom Allen: Completely
The Victoria Theatre, Fountain Street,
Halifax
Tom Allen has finally moved out of his parents' house, which has been great news for him, better news for department stores and even better news for his latest stand-up tour as he's eager to share his life updates.
£27.25.
8:00 pm to 10:00 pm.
https://www.victoriatheatre.co.uk/
25 April 2024
The Peter Kay Experience
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Rd,
Blackburn
Carlton entertainment presents an evening of comedy with 2 of the UKs most in demand comedians… Simon Marks as Peter Kay and the outstanding comedy vocalist Marc Bolton.
£25.50.
7:30 pm.
https://blackburnempire.com/
26 April 2024
Geoff Norcott
King’s Hall, Station Road,
Ilkley
On this his sixth UK tour, Geoff Norcott will be trying to make sense of the current cultural and political scene with his playfully provocative brand of humour.
£20.25.
8:00 pm.
https://www.bradford-theatres
11 May 2024
Jo Caulfield – Here Comes Trouble
Skipton Town Hall, High Street,
Skipton
Voted Comedians’ Comedian of The Year 2021/2022, Jo Caulfield is quite simply one of the most consistently funny and creative comics in the country. Here Comes Trouble is 90 minutes of razor-sharp observations and scandalous one-liners, as Jo gets her claws into everything (and everyone) that annoys her.
£18.
8:00 pm to 10:00 pm.
https://skiptontownhall.co.uk/
15 May 2024
Frank Skinner 30 Years Of Dirt
King George’s Hall, Northgate,
Blackburn
Following a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe and 7-nights at the Lyric Theatre in London’s West End, comic legend Frank Skinner is back with his critically acclaimed new show ‘30 Years of Dirt’.
£29.50.
7:30 pm.
https://bwdvenues.com/
2 June 2024
Simon Brodkin: Screwed Up
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate,
Leeds
After selling out 110 dates across the UK and Europe with his outrageous stand-up show, Simon Brodkin, the world-famous prankster, Lee Nelson creator and most-watched British stand-up comedian on TikTok, brings Screwed Up to Leeds Grand Theatre.
£28.
8:00 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
21 June 2024
SIX CHICK FLICKS
Burnley Mechanics, Manchester Road,
Burnley
From the deck of the Titanic to the glittery pink halls of Harvard Law, watch as New York City comedians Kerry Ipema and KK Apple transform the stage with songs, dance breaks, and pop culture hilarity.
£24.
7:30 pm.
https://blcgroup.co.uk/
23 June 2024
Al Murray: Guv Island
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
Standing up so you don’t have to take it lying down anymore, the Pub Landlord is back to make sense of the questions you probably already had the answers to. 3.30pm & 7.30pm.
£33.
All day.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
1 July 2024
Ruby Wax: I’m Not As Well As I Thought I Was
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
I’m Not As Well As I Thought I Was is Ruby’s first tour show in four years following her critically acclaimed, sell-out tour, How To Be Human.
£28.
7:30 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
17 July 2024
Sarah Millican : Late Bloomer
St. George’s Hall ,
Bradford
In Late Bloomer, Sarah’s brand-new stand-up show, she explores how one became the other. Plus, lots of stuff about dinners and lady gardens. Come along, laugh at her, with her, beside her.
£35.25.
8:00 pm.
bradford-theatres.co.uk
5 September 2024
Mo Gilligan: In The Moment World Tour
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate,
Leeds
Triple BAFTA-winning stand-up sensation Mo Gilligan, returns to The Grand Theatre with his highly anticipated In The Moment World Tour. £28.50 - £30.50.
8:00 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
10 September 2024
Gary Meikle – No Refunds
Preston Playhouse, Market Street West,
Preston
Last year “Papa” as he is becoming more commonly known, became the 1st ever comedian worldwide without an agent (his choice) to be granted a full working visa for the USA and is keen to keep on showing why Gary’s tour this year promises to deliver.
7:30 pm.
https://www.prestonplayhouse.co.uk/
11 September 2024
Lloyd Griffith: Baroque and Roll
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
Fresh from supporting Jack Whitehall on his 2023 UK arena tour, comedian Lloyd Griffith is back with a brand-new show Baroque and Roll.
£20.
7:30 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
11 September 2024 to 16 October 2024
Paddy McGuinness Nearly There WIP Warm Up Show
Darwen Library Theatre, Knott Street,
Darwen
In 2021 Paddy released his acclaimed autobiography ‘My Lifey’ and is now raring to get back to where he belongs – on stage, making people laugh, with his hotly anticipated show.
£15.
11 September 2024 to 16 October 2024.
https://bwdvenues.com/
5 October 2024
Darwen Comedy Club
Darwen Library Theatre, Knott Street,
Darwen
Stand up comedy with Lou Conran, Aaron Twitchen & Gareth Mutch. £12.50 - £15.
8:00 pm.
https://bwdvenues.com/
10 October 2024
DANIEL O’REILLY: OUT OF CHARACTER
Burnley Mechanics, Manchester Road,
Burnley
Daniel has had many characters, but for this live show he's going ‘Out Of Character’ to stand up as he brings the laughs and looks back on the mischief, the mistakes and the madness of his career so far.
£27.
8:00 pm.
https://blcgroup.co.uk/
9 November 2024
Jason Manford – A Manford All Seasons
King George’s Hall, Northgate,
Blackburn
Jason Manford is back with his brand-new live show, A Manford All Seasons.
£34.50.
7:30 pm.
https://bwdvenues.com/
14 November 2024 to 15 November 2024
Paddy McGuinness – Stand Up Tour
Leeds Grand Theatre, New Briggate,
Leeds
Paddy McGuinness returns with Nearly There… his first stand-up tour in eight years. £43.50 - £33.50.
14 November 2024 to 15 November 2024.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
15 November 2024
Tez Ilyas : After Eight
St. George’s Hall ,
Bradford
One of the most celebrated stars in British comedy, Tez Ilyas is back with his hilarious new show.
£27.75.
7:30 pm.
https://www.bradford-theatres.co.uk/
28 November 2024
RICH HALL: SHOT FROM CANNONS
Burnley Mechanics, Manchester Road,
Burnley
Fresh on the heels of his critically acclaimed memoirs, Nailing It, Montana’s transatlantic messenger returns with new rants, knife-edge observations, thrilling musical interludes and an ever-formidable knack for laughs on the fly.
£19.
8:00 pm to 10:00 pm.
https://blcgroup.co.uk/
8 December 2024
Milton Jones
King’s Hall, Station Road,
Ilkley
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
£35.25.
7:30 pm.
https://www.bradford-theatres.co.uk/
20 December 2024
Faulty Towers – The Dining Experience
The Alhambra Theatre, Morley Street,
Bradford
The world-renowned immersive phenomenon is currently celebrating its twenty-fifth anniversary as the world's most sought-after tribute to the BBC sitcom. Faulty Towers The Dining Experience is an unmissable, highly interactive comedy spectacular, where audiences enjoy a 3-course meal alongside 5-star comedy.
£62.75.
7:30 pm.
25 January
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
The Victoria Theatre, Fountain Street,
Halifax
Jason Manford is back at the Victoria Theatre Halifax with his brand-new live show, A Manford All Seasons. His iconic ‘expert observational comedy’ (The Guardian) is sure to ‘comic gold’ (Mail on Sunday).
£37.25.
7:30 pm.
https://www.victoriatheatre.co.uk/
31 January
BUT DADDY I LOVE HER
The Dukes, Moor Lane,
Lancaster
Sophie Duker is back! The Taskmaster champ is back on tour and dealing with her (sugar) daddy issues in a hilarious new stand-up show.
£18.50.
8:00 pm.
https://dukeslancaster.org/
28 February to 1 March
Do I Love You ?
St. George’s Hall ,
Bradford
Join twenty-somethings Sally, Nat and Kyle in this hilarious comedy as they develop a love for, and the people involved with, Northern Soul. 7.30pm, Sat mat 2.30pm.
£26.75.
28 February to 1 March.
www.bradford-theatres.co.uk
6 March
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 glorious years of fun, laughter and low-level disruption.
7:30 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
8 March
The Big Grand Comedy Show
The Grand Theatre, St. Leonardsgate ,
Lancaster
Join Preston’s very own funny man MC Tony Vino as he brings to the stage the most celebrated acts in UK comedy, performing cutting edge stand-up for a night of unforgettable hilarity.
£15.
8:00 pm.
https://lancastergrand.co.uk/
14 March
Justin Moorhouse – The Greatest Performance of My Life
Darwen Library Theatre, Knott Street,
Darwen
After a successful and extensively extended tour of his 2022 show Stretch and Think he's back on the road with this new show - The Greatest Performance of My Life. It's funny and interesting, and perhaps there's a little bit that warms the soul, too.
£17.50.
7:30 pm.
bwdvenues.com
18 March
Attention All Shipping: A Celebration of the Shipping Forecast
The Atkinson, Lord Street,
Southport
'Dogger, Fisher, German Bight': bestselling author and award-winning broadcaster Charlie Connelly brings the shipping forecast vividly to life in his hilarious and moving celebration of an iconic cultural institution.
£19.
7:30 pm to 9:30 pm.
theatkinson.co.uk
19 March
Su Pollard – Still Fully Charged
King’s Hall, Station Road,
Ilkley
Meet Su and her accompanist live on stage to celebrate her 50 years in show business with a night of hilarious laughter, fabulous songs and wonderful stories!
£28.25.
7:30 pm.
www.bradford-theatres.co.uk
21 March
Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny
St. George’s Hall ,
Bradford
If you like fast-paced, edgy one-liners then get ready to be happy. Jimmy Carr will be back in Bradford with an extension to his current tour, Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny.
£37.75.
7:00 pm.
www.bradford-theatres.co.uk
4 April
Harry Baker: Wonderful
Skipton Town Hall, High Street,
Skipton
After a sellout Edinburgh Fringe Run and subsequent 40-date UK Tour, World Poetry Slam Champion Harry Baker is back with a brand new show celebrating the wonder that is being alive. £15, concs £12.
7:30 pm.
https://skiptontownhall.co.uk/
29 April
Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life
The Met, Market Street,
Bury
This performance is more than just a series of jokes; it's a heartfelt journey through the joys, sorrows, and hilarity of life, delivered with Justin's characteristic charisma and warmth.
£18.
8:00 pm.
themet.org.uk
15 May
Dave Spikey
King’s Hall, Station Road,
Ilkley
Comedy - This show is all about Dave’s life in… well... a northern town, so no surprise there.
£24.75.
7:30 pm.
www.bradford-theatres.co.uk
17 May
Lancashire Hotpots: Definitely Gravy Tour
Albert Halls, Victoria Square,
Bolton
Get ready for a big Saturday night with The Lancashire Hotpots. Bernard and the boys are back to give you a fun filled evening packed with silly songs and the humour that that made the Hotpots famous throughout the land. £19.75 £21.75.
7:30 pm to 10:30 pm.
https://www.alberthalls-bolton.co.uk/
23 June
Milton Jones – HA!MILTON
King’s Hall, Station Road,
Ilkley
This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn't make a song and dance about it. A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
£35.25.
7:30 pm.
bradford-theatres.co.uk
4 July
Skipton Comedy Live
Skipton Town Hall, High Street,
Skipton
Get ready for a night of non-stop laughter at Skipton Comedy Live! The Hub bar will be open from 7pm with regular drinks intervals throughout the show.
£11.
8:00 pm.
skiptontownhall.co.uk
7 August
First Thursday Comedy
The Met, Market Street,
Bury
Hilarious comedy at The Met on the First Thursday of every month. Featuring Freddy Quinne, Sully O’Sullivan, Sam Ayinde and MC Hayley Ellis.
£14.
8:00 pm.
themet.org.uk
13 September
Angela Barnes – Angst
The Studio, Morley Street,
Bradford
A brand new stand-up show from Angela Barnes, star of Mock The Week and Live at The Apollo. This hilarious show has some stories of success and sound logic, but mostly features stories of unmitigated failure, a distinct lack of wisdom, a little bit of German and loads of jokes.
£20.
8:00 pm.
17 September
George Lewis: The Best Thing You’ll Ever Do
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
Described as “the funniest dad on Instagram”, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life – like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid.
£24.
8:00 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/
25 September
More than a Mum
Bradford Playhouse, 4 – 12 Chapel St,Little Germany,,
Bradford.
Join Susie for a hilarious one-woman comedy show that dives into what it is to be a mother. Have any of us worked it out? Who has the answer?
£14.50.
7:30 pm.
bradfordplayhouse.org.uk
29 October
Jenny Éclair: Jokes, Jokes, Jokes Live!
City Varieties Music Hall, 46 New Briggate,
Leeds
In celebration of the release of her hilarious memoir of the same name, comedian, novelist, and professional show-off Jenny Éclair comes to venues nationwide with a brand-new autobiographical show.
£29.
7:30 pm.
https://leedsheritagetheatres.com/